If you are old enough to remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These questions and answers are from the days when ''Hollywood Squares'' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.
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Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
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Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
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Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
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Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
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Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, ! is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.
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Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
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